Look, Dorothea was just minding her business, all right? She enjoys people watching, and a little lemon cake is good for the spirit, but it was as she was cutting off a slice that she felt something....... crawling up her leg. In a place like this, you have to brace yourself for just about anything, but she certainly wasn't prepared when she looked down and saw a terrifyingly massive beetle skittering up her calf.

If someone measured how far she jumped in that moment, she's certain she could have set some records. A kick sent the bug flying, but her heart was already racing by then.

"Sweet sacred stars, what in the Goddess' name was that?"