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Niles // Zero ([personal profile] cyclopticsadist) wrote in [community profile] uhmani 2022-02-22 11:58 pm (UTC)

Niles | Fire Emblem Fates/Warriors | OTA

5' o'clock

New arrivals huh? And the Peacekeeper was rolling out the exact same drugged welcome mat, and had upped the anti with bar service. If Leo arrived here, Niles was determined to shield him from some kind of inebriated disaster. So, he goes to the Hub early. He'll need lots time to set up.

He brought with him several large cuts of venison, some wild onions and root vegetables, things he'd managed to scavenge from his hunting trips. It's quite a lot to carry, but he manages all right. His dtf Zero even helps out, scampering behind him dragging a small bag with her own supplies. She tells him when and where to turn to get to one of the bigger suites off the main hub. This wasn't just a room with a bed, no. This was suite 69. Not only did it have a king sized bed, but it was double the size of some of the more standard rooms closer to the bar. Part of that was dedicated to the super sized bathroom adjacent to the bed chamber. The bathroom had a huge tub and a luxurious spacious shower, but what Niles cared about was the attached kitchen.

Getting everything cleaned, chopped, seared and simmering takes him a while, but before too long he's got the beginnings of a respectable venison stew in the works. It takes hours to cook, and by the time it's finally done and a rich meaty smell is floating down the hallway, Niles has dragged a table into the hallway, draped it in sheets as a makeshift tablecloth and piled it high with bowls and spoons. The smell ought to carry far enough, but Niles wants to make sure the new arrivals know there's options. While he's been searching for cutlery, Zero has been making posters. Her handwriting is legible, but awkward, and little polecat footprints dot the margins. The message is simple:

VENISON STEW IN ROOM 69

Niles marks the path from his impromptu buffet and the main hub, then returns to his self appointed post as server and chef for anyone willing to follow the paw-painted signs.

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