Functional, he says, like gender is something that has to work a certain way. It couldn't be farther from the truth. Gender, like sexuality, could be an ever-moving target depending on the individual.

"Well, you're not wrong there. I don't think about it a lot, but that doesn't mean I'm not taking this seriously. Sorry it isn't serious enough for you, oh all-knowing gatekeeper of the gender binary." This conversation didn't catalyze anything, actually, and she'll probably go back to by and large not considering her gender much. But that doesn't mean she isn't going to sass him back, a little.

"I do like dick. I especially like it in me, but I also enjoy having my own so far too." She actually wasn't sure she would when she'd embarked on this whole experimental gender sliding thing but, y'know, it's interesting. "I also like vagina, either between my legs or when I'm between someone else's." She does have no shame, another thing he was correct about.

"All that said though: Why the fuck does it bother you so much what gender I am? How does it effect your life one way or another?"