[ SIDE EYES... that's a lot of words to say 'beef sausage pastry', but hey. You do you, confused little man. She won't judge too much. ]
Whatever. One taste.
[ Itadakimasu! Panty takes one teeny, tiny nibble as promised, face screwed up in serious thought as she processes the flavor of aromatics and savory beef. Not bad! Not bad at all. Unfortunately she has all the social manners of a rabid wolverine in heels and a bra, so she immediately follows up with a giant bite that takes one of the pastry peen's beefy balls clean off. ]
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Whatever. One taste.
[ Itadakimasu!
Panty takes one teeny, tiny nibble as promised, face screwed up in serious thought as she processes the flavor of aromatics and savory beef. Not bad! Not bad at all. Unfortunately she has all the social manners of a rabid wolverine in heels and a bra, so she immediately follows up with a giant bite that takes one of the pastry peen's beefy balls clean off. ]
Y'right. [ Munch munch munch. ] Pretty good.