"Really? A guy built like you? A guy, uh, speaking of. Dressed like you? Is that what you were wearing before or did you get put in it?"
Harry laughs, feeling playful and powerful from that sip of tea only a moment ago.
He places his hands on Obsidian's waist, bending at the knees to thrust Obsidian into the air as part of a really, really cool dance move.
SAVOIR FAIRE — Oh my god, it was going so well. If these were your dancing shoes perhaps, but look at your feet! Look at those stiletto heels. Oh dear. Your ankle is going sideways, isn't it?
It is. The heel has slipped out, and that extra weight in the form of the other man is driving you down, down, down baby.
"AUGH! Oh FUUUUUUuuuuuuck! Oh my God! Oh my God?! Is it broken?!"
PAIN THRESHOLD — Okay. I've got you. You haven't pissed yourself but that's all I can do for you. You're on your own now.
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Harry laughs, feeling playful and powerful from that sip of tea only a moment ago.
He places his hands on Obsidian's waist, bending at the knees to thrust Obsidian into the air as part of a really, really cool dance move.
SAVOIR FAIRE — Oh my god, it was going so well. If these were your dancing shoes perhaps, but look at your feet! Look at those stiletto heels. Oh dear. Your ankle is going sideways, isn't it?
It is. The heel has slipped out, and that extra weight in the form of the other man is driving you down, down, down baby.
"AUGH! Oh FUUUUUUuuuuuuck! Oh my God! Oh my God?! Is it broken?!"
PAIN THRESHOLD — Okay. I've got you. You haven't pissed yourself but that's all I can do for you. You're on your own now.