Bar:
[Look, drinks are nice and all? But it's really not a party unless there's food involved. And speaking of parties, they've even got cake here! Is this bar great, or what? It might not be a full meal, but he'll take what he can get for now--can't explore on an empty stomach, after all!]

Woah..... Everything looks pretty good! What should I get?

[Is he talking to you? Probably. Will he notice if you're a stranger or a friend? Probably not until you actually talk. Who cares if he knows you or not, when a stranger can easily become a friend through conversations about and over food?]

Hemimorphite:
That..... that's just a rock, right? Sooooo..... why's it smell like candy?

[He's pretty sure rocks aren't edible. Mostly. He thinks. Wait, isn't salt a kind of rock? Ugh, this is confusing. Maybe he should just lick it and find out?

Please save this idiot. Or don't, if that's funnier.]

Coconuts:
Okay, I know rocks aren't supposed to be hairy.

[Who ever heard of furry rocks? Or coconuts, if you've never been outside of Fodlan proper before? Excuse him while he picks up a couple coconuts off the ground and squints at them uncertainly.]

Wildcard:
[You know the drill, bring me any ideas or scenarios you've thought up that I haven't included here.]