Sim-a--- [He frowned, putting two and two together.] Simulation? Oh for the love of---

[That explained a lot. This wasn't a normal afterlife, this was some kind of wackadoo sci-fi bullshit. And, apparently, a porno, to boot. And now, here he was, learning this information while be was between the legs of an attractive guy. Why him? Why had the universe or whatever chosen Shane for this situation?]

[He took a deep breath.]

N-no, it's alright. I can--- I mean, I'm fine with it. If you don't mind it being, y'know. Me. ...Oh my god I don't know your name.