Okay, okay, hang on, lemme think-- there's gotta be something we can...

[...Wait. Actually.

If he's wrong about this he's about to look, at best, real stupid. But he's just gonna say it and get it all out there:] ...Alright. This is going to sound really weird, and I don't know for sure how it's gonna apply this time, but the thing is, it kind of seems like most problems around here get solved with, uh-- with sex?