_{[ It's really not the first time that he's arrived somewhere where he hasn't gotten any idea how he actually got there, so at this point he's just kind of yolo-ing his way through life. It's not big deal. What he doesn't appreciate is the fact that his magical shears have gone missing, but luckily, he's taking being in a new place rather well. One might notice as he marches down the lobby with wide eyes, both of his hands stuffed in his pockets as he gazes at everything. ]}

Whoooaaa, this is like.. celebrity treatment. Have I finally been recognized for all of my talents? It's about time.

_{[ NO, IDIOT, YOU'RE DEAD (????) Debatable if he actually believes that he's dead or not, but either way, he is handling everything rather well. Finding the nearest person, he taps them on the shoulder: ]}

They said something about free cake? Is this some kinda scam? Who the hell just gives out free cake? Also, have you seen a talking blue chicken around here? He's kind of my boss. I'll give you, uhhhh... 30 yuan if you can tell me where he's at. 'Cause like.. there's nooooo way he'd let me out of his sight right now. I'm in debt.

_{[ Beach time? Sounds good to him. Reminds him of home, actually. The swim trunks he is blessed with might be embarrassing to some people, but he was actually quite fond of them. Here, a rather average height, average looking guy approaches your character and he's amicable (and dumb) enough to introduce himself. ]}

Yo. I'm Seven. I'm rank 17,369 on the assassin list, but when I do this..

_{[ Oh. He's sucking in his stomach rather tight and flexing his nonexistent muscles: ]}

I'm Jackie Chan. Right?

_{[ Humor him or not, it's up to you. ]}