[His face goes from red, to pale, to red again. He nearly drops the egg, and so puts it down so he won't, folding his arms against his chest defensively.]
You can't be serious!
[WHAT. THE. FUCK.]
You're japing. You must be!
[But this person is clearly not laughing, and Edmond just... deflates, shuddering.]
And here I thought this situation was already awful...
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[His face goes from red, to pale, to red again. He nearly drops the egg, and so puts it down so he won't, folding his arms against his chest defensively.]
You can't be serious!
[WHAT. THE. FUCK.]
You're japing. You must be!
[But this person is clearly not laughing, and Edmond just... deflates, shuddering.]
And here I thought this situation was already awful...