Oh, you don't? To each their own, I guess! I never could have sweets growing up, so these days I eat them whenever I can.

[ She takes a healthy bite of cake as if to prove her point. The sweetness and tartness of the lemon are perfectly balanced, and the crumb is tender and moist. Drugged or not, she'd eat cake like this every day if she could. ]

What kind of food do you like, then?